Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks

Or knackered Converse Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks

But all of that's what the point is not

The point's that there ain't no romance around there

And there's the truth that they can't see

They'd probably like to throw a punch at me

And if you could only see them, then you would agree Agree that there ain't no romance around there You know, oh it's a funny thing you know We'll tell 'em if you like We'll tell 'em all tonight They'll never listen

Cause their minds are made up

And course it's all okay to carry on that way And over there there's broken bones

There's only music, so that there's new ringtones

And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes

To see it's a little different around here Don't get me wrong, oh there's boys in bands And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands And just cause he's had a couple of cans He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know We'll tell em if you like We'll tell em all tonight They'll never listen Cause their minds are made up And course it's all okay to carry on that way But I said Oh no! Well you won't get me to go! Not anywhere, not anywhere No I won't go Oh no no! Well over there there's friends of mine What can I say, I've known 'em for a long long time And yeah they might overstep the line But I just cannot get angry in the same way Not in the same way Not in the same way Oh no, oh no no